I'm Jesus Christ -- copyright (c) 2005 Laramie Crocker

G            F
Now you don't know
C7           Bb
what you're talkin about
G            F
you don't know who
C7           D
you're talkin to

and you ask me to tell you
but I don't know why
you can't handle 
the truth

Now i told you the first time 
and I'll tell you again
do unto others
as you would have them do unto you

love thy neighbor 
as thyself
love thine enemy 
too

turn the other cheek
feed the hungry, and give to the poor
now why was that so
complicated








Now I know what you're thinking
wasn't Jesus Christ
         a bit sweeter last time
suffer the little children
to come unto me

but you try gettin up
up there on that cross
and let's see how sweet you are
the second time around.

I've got a job to do
T'm here to set you straight
and I won't add to the world's
abundant supply of hate

but don't look to me to be
miss sweetness and light
2000 years and y'all
still ain't got it right
    CHORUS
    A    F
    I'm jesus christ
    B    E+
    and I'm back my friends
    I've been questioned, arrested,
    strung up once again

    same planet
    same people
    same low class shit
    but mom and dad sent me down
    to deal with all of it!

        A     F      B    E+
        yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
        yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

    yes I'm jesus christ
    back to set the record straight
    not gonna   write another book
    for more assholes sellin hate

    now you've got all these labels
    muslim christian jew
    but my mamma sent me down to smack
    some sense back into you
    CHORUS


    I'm jesus christ
    yeah I'm back my friends
    I've been questioned, arrested, 
    strung up once again

    same planet
    same people
    same low class shit
    but mom and dad sent me down
    to deal with all of it!

        A     F      B    C
        yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
        yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

    yes I'm jesus christ
    back to set the record straight
    not gonna   write another book
    for more liars sellin hate

    now you've got all these labels
    muslim christian jew
    but my mom n dad sent me down
    to deal with all of you    
                      CHORUS NOTES
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       "yeah,  yeah, yeah, yeah"
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     [               F#  G
     [   C#          A   B
sing:[   C#    E     D#  D
play:    A7    F     B   E
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     [   C#    C     B   D
SING:[   C#    E     B   C(or g#)
PLAY:    A7    F     B   E(add flat 9)
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