Ass-kickin Barbie
Copyright 2003 Laramie Crocker
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[Verse]
A7                       G
Have you seen the latest Barbie
A7                       G G7
threw away her high-heeled pumps
A7                       G
now she's got steel toed combat boots
A7                       G G7
for beatin up caveman chumps

    [Chorus: ]
    A7         G
    ass kickin Barbie
    C         D
    the latest action doll
    C          E
    ass kickin Barbie
    F               G               A7
    she just don't, take no bull at all

When she goes out her style impresses
She's got a keen fashion eye
She keeps a blackjack under her dress
she's got a switchblade knife taped to her thigh

    [Chorus]

She ain't afraid of being trapped
or date raped in Ken's new car
she'll pin his ass to the dash
with her Chinese throwing star

    [Chorus]

She's a sexy, street fightin momma
black belt in Kung Foo
and it's best, yes, just don't mess
she's gonna put a hurt on you

Now Ken is just a wussy
Bruce Lee is a clown
even GI Joe's a pussy
when Barbie comes to town

    ass kickin Barbie
    sexy, strong, and tall
    ass kickin Barbie
    gonna open a can a whoop-ass on us all

           

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