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PARODY
This song is a parody, and has nothing to do with any other real or imagined products with similar names. So please go back to your job of suing people who are actually infringing on your product and don't waste your time suing me. (Not that anyone has. But they might.) |
[Verse]
A7 G
Have you seen the latest Barbie
A7 G G7
threw away her high-heeled pumps
A7 G
now she's got steel toed combat boots
A7 G G7
for beatin up caveman chumps
[Chorus: ]
A7 G
ass kickin Barbie
C D
the latest action doll
C E
ass kickin Barbie
F G A7
she just don't, take no bull at all
When she goes out her style impresses
She's got a keen fashion eye
She keeps a blackjack under her dress
she's got a switchblade knife taped to her thigh
[Chorus]
She ain't afraid of being trapped
or date raped in Ken's new car
she'll pin his ass to the dash
with her Chinese throwing star
[Chorus]
She's a sexy, street fightin momma
black belt in Kung Foo
and it's best, yes, just don't mess
she's gonna put a hurt on you
Now Ken is just a wussy
Bruce Lee is a clown
even GI Joe's a pussy
when Barbie comes to town
ass kickin Barbie
sexy, strong, and tall
ass kickin Barbie
gonna open a can a whoop-ass on us all
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