F        C       Gsus4   G
The last time I voted, I didn't care
I looked for my man, but he wasn't there
Integrity, honesty vanished in air
So I voted for the man with the very best hair

   Am      Em     G     G
   electable, delectable
   electable, respectable
   electable, projectable

The last time I voted I voted green
before that for a liberal with no spine and no spleen
this time I'm voting to back the machine
I hope and I pray the elections are clean

   electable, delectable
   electable, inspectable
   electable, selectable

With thems what brung ya, you gotta dance
politicians are crawlin all outta my pants
my fleas all have websites and a Middle-East stance
I voted for Jackson, he hadn't a chance

   electable, delectable
   electable, rejectable
   electable, schmectable

The last time I voted, I didn't care
I looked for my man, but he wasn't there
Integrity, honesty vanished in air
So I voted for the man with the very best hair