The Plastic Age
     
Ice Age
Stone Age 
Bronze Age
Iron Age
Space Age

The Ice Age is over
so are Neanderthal
there was no genecide
we just fucked em all
mass assimilation
gene appropriation
welcome to 
the stone age nation

the stone age is over
the stone age is over
welcome to the plastic age

the ice age is over
the ice age is over
welcome to the water planet
it's warmer
it's wetter
it's cheaper
it's better
we live like kings
with plastic things
welcome to the plastic age
                     ["surf's up!"]

all the things we need for living
come from deep down in the ground
jurasic age is over
so let's melt the suckers down

plastic is organic
did you skip organic chemistry
trans-fats are delicious 
don't be hatin on obesity
hate the New World Order?
blame Illuminati
But it's nature versus me
and I don't wanna hug a tree
welcome to the plastic age
           ["Just one word. Are you listening?  Plastics."]

all the things we need for living
come from deep down in the ground
jurasic age is over
so let's melt the suckers down

oil makes my car go
plastic pumps my Jordan Air's
it makes a perfect condom
it's the safest thing to wear
plastic is fantastic
it fertilizes corn
pimps my girl's makeup
and all the clothes she's worn
welcome to the plastic age
            ["feed the rats to the cats, and the cats to the rats"]
            
the bigger the better
the tighter the sweater
welcome to the plastic age
the bigger the better
it's cuter let's pet her
welcome to the plastic age

            
plastic's made of chains of carbon
just like oil and HFC
we make 'em in the lab
better life through chemistry
a step in plastic evolution
is a leap for carbon kind
plastic robots will be sexy
with a plastic AI mind
welcome to the plastic age
welcome to the plastic age
welcome to the plastic age



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